Remember I mentioned that I wore a dress the other day?
Well, it turns out you can put someone in a dress but that doesn’t mean she acts like a lady while wearing it.
It was after dinner and before the dancing started. There was a presentation going on at the front of the room, which was basically at my back. To watch the presentation, my husband Steve and I both turned sideways. We were facing each other and turning to watch the presentation.
At some point during the presentation, my legs became uncomfortable. I don’t remember exactly but I either wanted to move my legs so they went under the table, or my legs were already under the table, and I wanted them out of there.
Either way, hubby’s legs were in my way. Without thinking too much about it (obviously), I lifted my leg up over Steve’s leg and placed it where I wanted to go.
I did this when wearing a knee-length dress.
Hubby’s eyes went big and then we both laughed when we realized what I had done.
The rest of the room should be very thankful that my husband was blocking the room from viewing my unladylike maneuver.
I know I am.
