Conversations with the Sherwoods

My family sometimes has a different perspective on things that makes me smile. Here are a few examples:

Me: Her prom dress was 50 percent off.
Hubby: It better stay 100 percent on.
Daughter: It will; I promise!

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Hubby: Do you know what today is?
Me: No. Wait. Earth Day?
Hubby: No.
Daughter: Happy Weed Day!
Hubby: See, she knows.

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Middle daughter showing off her newly pierced ears to her dad.
Daughter: And I got this bottle of stuff to clean my ears.
Dad: Did they give you such a big bottle because you have such big ears?
Daughter: They aren’t big! (She actually proved this. Her ears aren’t big. In elementary school, she measured her ears and a friend’s ears, and the ears were the same. My daughter’s ears just stick out more.)

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Edited to add: Hubby’s comments are so amusing that the oldest child submitted a couple of them to CrazyThingsParentsSay.com, and a couple of his comments were posted.