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Natural Exercise

In recent months, I realized one of the main changes in my life is the amount of exercise I do as a natural part of my life. I’m not talking about artificial means of getting exercise, like setting aside time to go to a gym. I mean exercise that is a secondary benefit to something I already do because I enjoy it.

When I was a kid, I had a lot of secondary-benefit exercise built into my day. I was the drum major of the marching band. I was a cheerleader. I had ballet, tap and jazz lessons. I didn’t do these things because they were great exercise. I did these things because I liked to do them. The fact that by doing them, I was exercising, was something I didn’t even consider.

As I grew older, I became more sedentary. This past year, especially, I have spent a lot of time sitting with a computer on my lap. I had things to do. And while I enjoy writing and working on my computer, exercise is not a secondary benefit.

So I’ve been looking for opportunities to work exercise back into my life as a secondary-benefit. One thing I enjoy doing is spending time with my husband, and we both really enjoy starting our day by taking some time for just the two of us and going for a walk. Except hubby broke his butt, and the kids are still in school, so we haven’ t been doing a lot of walking.

But last night, after Steve had retired to the couch, he asked me to help Autumn stop the riding lawn mower. And I did, but after I shut it off, I tried to push it into the garage. As I was turning the wheel, I turned it too far and ended up breaking the steering arm that guides the wheels. This, Steve said, is why he is the only one who mows are lawn.

Today, I reminded Steve that I like mowing the lawn. We still have a push mower, and it would be a great way to mow our lawn, do something I enjoy, and get that secondary-benefit.

And so, this afternoon, I changed to jeans, tennis shoes and a tank top. I went into the garage, retrieved the mower and started it up. I mowed around the flower beds in the front yard because you can get closer to them with a push mower than you can a riding mower. When that was done, I went to the far side of the house and began pushing the mower back and forth. There was a big difference from what it felt like when I was pushing the mower in the shady areas of our lawn, and when I was pushing our mower in the sunny areas.

Zeus, our chocolate lab, watched me while relaxing in the shady areas.

I had just stepped under the trees in the back of our yard, and I was seriously considering mowing just under the trees for a while, when I saw something move in the corner of my eye.

Earlier, I had inadvertently pushed a stick with the mower, and when I saw the stick move, I thought “snake.” But it was just a stick. This time, I was thinking “stick,” and it was a snake. I do not like snakes. I really do not like snakes. Especially when they are crawling into my bed (which is what actually happened a long time ago, and no I don’t mean a guy who is sleezy and acts like a snake. I mean a real snake, the gardner variety, and after I put on my winter coat and gloves, I grabbed the snake by the tail and threw it outside. Unsatisfied, I followed it outside and grabbed a shovel, and let’s just say that there are many reasons I don’t like snakes, and I shared those many reasons with that particular snake.)

And that’s when I decided I enjoyed mowing in the sunny areas of the yard too.

I mowed for an hour. I am sweaty and hot and a blister formed and popped on the palm of my left hand. And the yard is still not completely mowed. (Did I mention we own approximately an acre of land?)

I have not given up. I came inside to get a much needed drink. And to relax just a bit, and then I will go back out and finish mowing. Or at least do some more mowing.

I already have proof my idea is going to do wonders for my ultimate goal — losing weight. I am already more attractive (wait for it) to horseflies. I have the bites to prove it.

So what are some other ideas for natural exercise? Things like taking the stairs instead of the elevator and parking further away from where you want to go instead of circling for a “good” parking spot. Any other ideas?

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The Jungle

Yesterday, my husband attempted to tame the jungle that should be our yard.

It involved jump-starting our riding lawn mower. And then he mowed the ditches.

I was worried about him mowing our lawn, so while he was mowing the ditches, I went outside and tried to convince him to let me do it instead. He was mowing a ditch, his weight on the far side of the lawn mower seat. He tried to hide, but I saw anyway that his hand was on the back of the lawn mower seat keeping his rear end from actually touching the lawn mower seat. He was not comfortable.

Because, I think my husband broke his butt.

I don’t know for sure because he refuses to go to the doctor. Let’s just say that last Saturday, we were outside, and he was doing something he shouldn’t have been doing. The result was he landed on his butt, hard. But, brave man that he is, he stood right up and gave the illusion he was OK. So, I did what I needed to do, which was go inside and use the bathroom. When I came back out, he was on his knees, and I caught him before he could hide the pain showing on his face.

He was fine. That’s what he kept saying. I’m fine. I’m fine. But whenever he thought I wasn’ t looking, he grimaced. And whenever he had to actually move to sit down and/or stand up, he tried to distract me into looking in a different direction. I asked him how many times he thought he’d have to say, “I’m fine,” before I would believe him.

But what does this have to do with a jungle?

Our yard is overgrown. Remember all the time we’ve been spending at Little League fields? And then we had lots of rain. The result meant our yard was no longer tame. It had grown wild, and it was well past time to mow. Although we had just mowed, but grass grows FAST. So, hubby was willing to sit his sore butt on a lawn mower in order to tame our yard.

After hubby refused to let me relieve him on the mower, he managed to get most of our front yard mowed. And then he forced a child to replace him on the mower. He limped into the house and carefully lowered himself onto the couch. He’s fine, by the way. Just fine. Really. Pay no attention to the grunts, groans and facial expressions of pain.

You know that guy they made a movie about who swung through the trees? No, I don’t mean Tarzan. I was thinking of George. Remember, George kept swinging into the trees. Ouch. So yes, we have a jungle, and I might even go so far to suggest George may be in our jungle too. Just look at him swing into that tree, but you don’t need to worry. He’s fine.

Thanks for playing.

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