TECH-OLOGY:
Number of contacts in your cell phone? I’d guess about 60.
Number of contacts in your email address book? I have no idea, but there’s lots.

What is the wallpaper on your computer? A picture of Steve (my hubby) and Lance Armstrong on bicycles racing away from the race.

What is your screensaver on your computer? I hate screen savers so I don’t have one because whenever I do have one and I’m trying to read something on the screen it’ll pop up, which BUGS me.

Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? No, not even of a naked squirrel.

How many landline phones do you have in your home? Four

How many televisions are in your home? Four plus the one in the camper.

What kitchen appliance do you use the least? A food steamer thing that I have somewhere on my shelves.

What is the format of the radio station you listen to most? Rock – The Bear, then country.

BI-OLOGY:
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? Hair

Are you right handed or left handed? Right-handed

Have you had anything removed from your body? Four babies and my tonsils.

Would you like to? No.

Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Do I remember what my five senses are? Touch, Hearing, Sight, Taste and what? Smell. Um…let’s go with touch.

When was the last time you had a cavity? I have one now that needs fixed.

What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? My children. The two youngest hover around 55 pounds, give or take a few.

MISC-OLOGY:

If it were possible, would you like to know the day you’re going to die? No. NO! Really, NO!

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? A long time ago I’d have an answer to that readily made. Now I’d have to think about it. Maybe Lydia, but that’s still an old-fashioned L name. Not Missy, that’s for sure. I don’t know…

How do you express your artistic side? Home improvement. Writing.

What color do you think you look best in? Green, I think. But why not ask someone who looks at me?

How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? It would totally depend on what side of the bars I was on. Let’s say I was on the outside looking in… then I’d do fine as long as I remember to stay out of reach.

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? Not that I recall, but I once read we’ve probably ate a bunch of bugs as they crawled on us while we were sleeping. Charming thought, no?

If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? NO! I have several I would love to claim they weren’t related, but I still wouldn’t make passes at them.

How often do you go to church? Whenever my children perform, which is fairly frequently.

Have you ever saved someone’s life? No.

Has someone ever saved yours? Yes

DARE-OLOGY:

No.

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? My mother or daughter, yes. Others? No.

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? No. If I did how would I ever type a p?or hit the shift button? Or enter?

Would you never blog again for $50,000? No.

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? No.

No. I don’t use it now for free.

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? No

Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? No.

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Can I Tivo the good stuff?

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?

For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.

Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?